Rapture Me!

File Under: Religious Wish Fulfillment

It's a shame that this article in the new Vanity Fair isn't up on the web because it is completely worth it:

AMERICAN RAPTURE
Best-selling author and evangelical leader Tim LaHaye has contacts that extend to the White House. That could spell trouble, Craig Unger discovers, since his theology espouses a bloody apocalypse in Israel.

Yes, their's is a super kick-ass worrior Jesus who meets their wish fulfillment of crushing all us "secular humanists" till our blood fills the valleys of the middle east. EEEEW. Sickos