You Mean Like This Brit?

The stuff Brit Hume's dreams are made of?

Brit Hume reveals what a total jackass he is, yet again, during this exchange with Juan Williams:

JUAN WILLIAMS: You can try to minimize it, but the fact that you have Scooter Libby, so involved in justifying going to war, and in the posture of trying to smear a critic of that justification. I think is pretty revealing and pretty damaging to the Bush White House. I think they’re going to have to rebuild a sense of trust with the American People. And that’s why when Brit asked this question, why did he have to lie, he felt the need to lie if he did lie, but by all indications he’s going to say I didn’t remember it quite the way this person remembered and all the like. That’s not very strong in my book, and I think Fitzgerald did a terrific job on Friday. But the reason he felt the need was to make it clear that he was not involved in what really was a conspiracy to defame Joe Wilson.

BRIT HUME: Juan, somebody needs to hose you down.

He continued: "Because now you're just talking that liberal commie crazy talk that connecting Scooter with lies about going to war and Valerie Plame? CONSPIRACY THEORIST! We all know that this is about Joe Wilson and his lies about the Yellowcake and how he needed to depend on his wife for work! Really, what kind of man could he be? And how could anyone with such an adorable nickname be involved with anything as bad as lying to the American people about going to war?"

Okay, Brit didn't say that last part, but he clearly likes hosing people down. I wonder if Juan got the sexy hose down like those girls I used to watch on Japanese TV? (I love Japanese TV!)