Monday, August 22, 2005

WWJA? (Who Would Jesus Assassinate?)

"Dear Lord,

Could you please put your "followers" (supposed) back on their meds? Or maybe just bring about this whole 'rapture' thing so we can get on with our lives because it is getting a little crazy here.

Thanks!"

Pat Robertson actually calls for the assassination of Hugo Chavez!
You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war. And I don't think any oil shipments will stop. But this man is a terrific danger and the United ... This is in our sphere of influence, so we can't let this happen. We have the Monroe Doctrine, we have other doctrines that we have announced. And without question, this is a dangerous enemy to our south, controlling a huge pool of oil, that could hurt us very badly. We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with.
WTF?!? I, for one, would REALLY like to know what version of the Bible this guy follows because my New Testament is full of Love, Forgiveness, turning the other cheek, Charity, and all that other "liberal" stuff... Why does this man have a forum??