Oh AmericaBlog, How We ♥ You...

Oh AmericaBlog, mighty is your comedy! We bow to your superior comedic skills:

...Americablog has obtained some exclusive peeks at what future test questions in science and math and other areas will be like in Kansas after the revamping. See how you do!

Question: What does DNA stand for?
Answer: God.

Question: What is 21 divided by 7?
Answer: God.

Question: Which came first, the Constitution or the Declaration of Independence?
Answer: The Bible.

Hilarious.