Tucker Carlson ♥ Terrorists!

Uh oh, our Liberal Media is at it again! Liberal-ACLU-Clinton-loving-Homo Tucker Carlson supports Terrorism!

CARLSON: Actually, I am objectively pro-France. You know, France blew up the Rainbow Warrior, that Greenpeace ship in Auckland Harbor in the '80s. And I've always respected them...

See blowing defenseless, unarmed folks is perfectly acceptable...

But wait a minute...! Tucker is a card carrying CONSERVATIVE?? Sweet Zombie Jesus!

Telephone conversation between Tucker Carlson and Greenpeace Executive Director John Passacantando on 8/03/05 at approximately 4:00 pm to 4:30 pm

TC: Your letter is wrong. It was vandalism, not terrorism... Your point that I support terrorism is wrong. I don't support terrorism. It was not an act of terrorism, that is an important distinction. Since you are the head of Greenpeace you should do your research. The French Government did not intend to kill anyone, therefore it is not terrorism. This is an important distinction. Vandalizing the ship was impressive on France's part. I don't support terror.

JP: Bombing a ship is terrorism. Killing a man is murder.

TC: You should know about vandalism, you guys engage in it all the time.

JP: We are a peaceful organization that engages in no violence to people or property.

TC: Spraying paint on seals is the same kind of vandalism, blocking entrances with your bodies...

JP: So would you call Martin Luther King, Jr. and Mahatma Gandhi vandals?

TC: I don't want to make a generalization.

Uh, nice try Tuck! But no, Bombing unarmed folks, no matter how much they inconvenience you IS terrorism. Hanging signs and blocking trains is just annoying.

The weasel factor is high with young Tucker. Perhaps another round of commercials where he runs around weilding a snub nose .38? Manly!